My wife and I have a problem. We both have a joke that each of us thinks is the funniest. My wife heard hers on a German television show and I made-up my own. So to put this argument to rest, I would like to let Newsvine decide. Vote for your favorite joke on the poll to the right.
My Wife's Joke:
Two cannibals are eating a clown and one cannibal says; "something taste funny about this clown."
Two squirrels are climbing up a tree and the first squirrel says to the second squirrel; "hey, get your paws off my nuts!"
PS: feel free to add your own jokes in the comments section below.